Great Wall and Bus Station Puppy

The bus station manager was short and officious, and possessed of an adorable puppy.  He charged us an extra 60 yuan for luggage saying it was for   "G__A__S, you know, G  A  S,  gus?"

At the Great Wall, we enjoyed looking at souveniers labeled  "HANA PAINTED CHINA".  The shop keeper tried to sell Rachel a suitcase marked 208 yuan.  She showed off her English, saying "Two hunner-eight pennies."  "Pennies or dollars?" asked Rachel.  "NO DOLLAS !  PENNIES!" was the amusing reply.